yoladni:

did Delilah ever say what it’s like in new york city???

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lordofthewincest:

skeletons have become a meme and that means there is a meme inside you, with you at all times.

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ilikeyouandvodka:

In America you can ship a coconut. Just put an address on it and pay for postage and you can actually mail it. If that’s not freedom then I don’t know what is.

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mamath:

There’s so many eevees now. I don’t know if I can handle any more eevees than this. Eeveepocalypse.

Hopefully will have this art as stickers at SMASH!

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towritepoems:

My girlfriend just got OWNED

towritepoems:

My girlfriend just got OWNED

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I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?
Daniel Radcliffe (via hankgreensmoustache)

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hejibits:

All those times you thought you felt a text message were actually a cute lil ghost who wanted to be your friend.

You monster.

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awkwardmothertrucker:

m0n64 submitted:

For when you find that specal someone
https://31.media.tumblr.com/023adf053339d67322ef5012f7479a5a/tumblr_n8wvm3XXiB1swze9do1_500.jpg

an eggagment ring


urulokid:

That… Is not what I expected

urulokid:

That… Is not what I expected

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camera-eyes-and-far-cries:

aqualateral:

back to school commercials

image

back to school commercials after graduation

image

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tom-spanks:

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

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