Ra ra ra radia.
are cats solar powered?? why are they always trying to lie in the sun
what the fuck. i was making a joke but its actually true
Tomorrow we begin a month of “wake me up when September ends” posts despite no one listening to that song for about a decade
every class is art class if you dont care enough
this might be the greatest weapon man has ever conceived.
you have never truly lived on the edge until you’ve continued blogging after your laptop has given you the 5% remaining warning and it could cut out at any moment
its going hardcore tonight
Kids please don’t think that it’s unusual or special to be dating someone with whom you can watch netflix and eat pizza and hold hands and also have hot sex with
It concerns me when I see millions of notes on a post that’s like “fuck me hard but also be sweet with me”
Like what kinds of relationships are you in that you think this is a revolutionary thing to ask
if you threw a pad or tampon into a crowd of boys they would probably all scream and it would be like that scene from monsters inc where george gets contaminated by a sock